What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:35

-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why are white women so overly emotional?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What it is like to have sex with a relative woman?
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”